she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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