So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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