just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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