I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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