i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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