there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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