Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
did you just send me my own nude
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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