wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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