We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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