I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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