Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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