some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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