Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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