This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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