dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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