..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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