Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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