he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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