Your face is a jimmy john
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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