Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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