the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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