Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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