so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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