So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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