belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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