I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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