The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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