We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
