So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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