Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
