Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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