is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
