I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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