Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
