Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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