have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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