Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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