In the future we'll all be gay
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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