I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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