Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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