so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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