Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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