So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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