so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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