It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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