My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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