some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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