After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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