if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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