just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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