THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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