My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
When did angry sex become our thing?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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