I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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