remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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